when you have lots of cereal and no milk

I'm really thirsty, but I have to pee.

girls don't call me back

Excess fluids collect around the top of a tube or jar(e.g., condiments, toothpaste)

people write "for free" (mostly in advertising copy). It's wrong. In the context of pricing or cost, "free", like "cheap", is an adjective. You would not say "You can get things here for cheap" and you should not say "You can get things here for free". "For" is a preposition and can only be followed by certain words or phrases. (e.g. This is for you. This blade is used for cutting some of our toughest materials). Like "slow" and "slim", "free" can either be an adjective (Get your free sample here) or a verb (I will free the bird from its cage), but it is not a word - such as a noun or a pronoun - that can be preceded by a preposition.

When you mix the last of the dip and the last of the chips in the chips in the dip and shake it and eat it

i sneeze and poop comes out my ass, and snot comes out my nose

you have peanut butter and no saltines

people go telling round about reasons to evade their responsibility

cute girl carrying something obviously insanely high maintenance. like a huge studded 'princess' bag